I do.

I'd seen her many a time on the sea shore all by herself.
One day, I mustered the courage to approach her.

***

When she walked out on me, she took the house with her.

She Sells Sea Shells

"We sell only in pairs, sir."
"Liar." said the customer.
"I've seen her many a time on the sea shore all by herself."

Space

"Cheapskates"
"How much for that one?"
"We sell only in pairs, sir."

The Great Bargain

"That'll be $9.99 a month, please"
Sold.
Time is money it seems... cheapskates.

Plus Tax

Real life's such a bitch.
Double-you-double-you-double-you-dot-second-life-dot-com.
"That'll be $9.99 a month, please"

Who wants to be a Slumdog?

Dog does not play dice.
But Dog feels lucky (it being his day and all), and he gambles and wins.
Real life's such a bitch.

He Hates Me

I am dyslexic.
And deaf, and mute, and stupid.
Dog does not play dice.

Atchoo

Sniff.
Oops... fee fie fo fum.
I am dyslexic.

PS- Thieves! All MI juntax, esp informals, they tried to palm off an i-pod nano to me instead of i-touch.

Treat!

Grad students can be so touchy.
As can i-pods.
Sniff.

Dr. Yet ?

What's up, Doc?
That's all I asked and he stormed away mumbling something about 'one of these years...'
Grad students can be so touchy.

That's All Folks

I want to be a bunny.
I want long ears; and white fur; and sharp teeth; and carrots.
What's up, doc?

Catharsis Continued

There's PLAYBOY, of course.
Bunnies can't ever be unemployed.
I want to be a bunny.

In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk.
I mean, who in their right frame of mind would ever hire a dirty, skanky, greasy, hairy, heinous, sharp-toothed, mucous-coated, dumb-witted, earwax-emanating, bumblebee-infested vogon?
There's PLAYBOY, of course.

Recession Smecession

"Will Drink for Food."
Clear as day, that's what he wrote on the paper.
And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk.

Anything, really

"Will Blog For Food."
Or even Drink, really.
"Will Drink For Food."

Are you hiring?

Google Earth is a wonderful piece of software.
Google Recession and you find that it is a terrible economic tragedy.
Will blog for food.

Up, Up and Away

I was watching Bombay just yesterday.
It looks beautiful from so high up.
Google Earth is a wonderful piece of software

Bombay

Engineers have no sense of humour.
The world does.
I was watching 'Bombay' just yesterday.

P.S- Everybody please stay put indoors whereever you are for a while. Keep watching news.

Two functions walked into the bar...

"No, I am afraid that's a tangent."
She bared her teeth, hoping he would laugh at her math joke.
Engineers have no sense of humour.

Degrees of Madness

Of course, I only call it "talking".
Even so, I wonder if that's normal.
No, I am afraid that's a tangent.