And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk. I mean, who in their right frame of mind would ever hire a dirty, skanky, greasy, hairy, heinous, sharp-toothed, mucous-coated, dumb-witted, earwax-emanating, bumblebee-infested vogon? There's PLAYBOY, of course.
Each entry is an entirely new story. Each story is exactly three sentences long. Each story must begin with the sentence on which the previous one ended. Both writers must take turns alternately. All rules must be followed. Except under exceptional circumstances. Which do arise. Very often. Oh what the heck, never mind the rules. Have a good time.