In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk.
I mean, who in their right frame of mind would ever hire a dirty, skanky, greasy, hairy, heinous, sharp-toothed, mucous-coated, dumb-witted, earwax-emanating, bumblebee-infested vogon?
There's PLAYBOY, of course.

Anything, really

"Will Blog For Food."
Or even Drink, really.
"Will Drink For Food."

Are you hiring?

Google Earth is a wonderful piece of software.
Google Recession and you find that it is a terrible economic tragedy.
Will blog for food.