In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk.
I mean, who in their right frame of mind would ever hire a dirty, skanky, greasy, hairy, heinous, sharp-toothed, mucous-coated, dumb-witted, earwax-emanating, bumblebee-infested vogon?
There's PLAYBOY, of course.

Hook, Line and Sink

He stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
The cookie jar stole his underpants from him.
And the war would have gone on forever, had the kitchen sink not intervened.