December 16, 2008

Dr. Yet ?

What's up, Doc?
That's all I asked and he stormed away mumbling something about 'one of these years...'
Grad students can be so touchy.

December 10, 2008

That's All Folks

I want to be a bunny.
I want long ears; and white fur; and sharp teeth; and carrots.
What's up, doc?

December 06, 2008

Catharsis Continued

There's PLAYBOY, of course.
Bunnies can't ever be unemployed.
I want to be a bunny.

December 05, 2008

In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk.
I mean, who in their right frame of mind would ever hire a dirty, skanky, greasy, hairy, heinous, sharp-toothed, mucous-coated, dumb-witted, earwax-emanating, bumblebee-infested vogon?
There's PLAYBOY, of course.

December 04, 2008

Recession Smecession

"Will Drink for Food."
Clear as day, that's what he wrote on the paper.
And then they wonder why they aren't hired, tsk.

December 03, 2008

Anything, really

"Will Blog For Food."
Or even Drink, really.
"Will Drink For Food."

December 01, 2008

Are you hiring?

Google Earth is a wonderful piece of software.
Google Recession and you find that it is a terrible economic tragedy.
Will blog for food.