I do.

I'd seen her many a time on the sea shore all by herself.
One day, I mustered the courage to approach her.

***

When she walked out on me, she took the house with her.

She Sells Sea Shells

"We sell only in pairs, sir."
"Liar." said the customer.
"I've seen her many a time on the sea shore all by herself."

Space

"Cheapskates"
"How much for that one?"
"We sell only in pairs, sir."

The Great Bargain

"That'll be $9.99 a month, please"
Sold.
Time is money it seems... cheapskates.

Plus Tax

Real life's such a bitch.
Double-you-double-you-double-you-dot-second-life-dot-com.
"That'll be $9.99 a month, please"

Who wants to be a Slumdog?

Dog does not play dice.
But Dog feels lucky (it being his day and all), and he gambles and wins.
Real life's such a bitch.

He Hates Me

I am dyslexic.
And deaf, and mute, and stupid.
Dog does not play dice.

Atchoo

Sniff.
Oops... fee fie fo fum.
I am dyslexic.

PS- Thieves! All MI juntax, esp informals, they tried to palm off an i-pod nano to me instead of i-touch.

Treat!

Grad students can be so touchy.
As can i-pods.
Sniff.