I never should have married an accountant. I never should have faked my bank statements or had a joint account with her or hired that lawyer or run over the judge's dog or forgotten to pick up the kids from school. Maybe Ashton Kutcher can help me.
Each entry is an entirely new story. Each story is exactly three sentences long. Each story must begin with the sentence on which the previous one ended. Both writers must take turns alternately. All rules must be followed. Except under exceptional circumstances. Which do arise. Very often. Oh what the heck, never mind the rules. Have a good time.