And the war would have gone on forever, had the kitchen sink not intervened. Every dirty slime ball from both the sides deserted their vessels. Subsequently their heads were chopped off, and they all went to heaven.
Each entry is an entirely new story. Each story is exactly three sentences long. Each story must begin with the sentence on which the previous one ended. Both writers must take turns alternately. All rules must be followed. Except under exceptional circumstances. Which do arise. Very often. Oh what the heck, never mind the rules. Have a good time.